Journal Entry 59: Epic Language :)

Well first of all I am not really sure how to write in epic language. Since, it is suppose to sound fancy and elegant and I do not usually write like that. I think it is suppose to be something like "I am FANCY". Wow that sounds so fancy. Well anyways I am just going to start my fancy talk now and my topic is about my daily life. Here it goes:
It is 6 o'clock in the morning and I wake up feeling fancy. I walk fancily to take the fancy HSR to the fancy PAS. Now the fancy me has arrived at school. I go to take my first fancy subject, which is fancy math. Even getting bored in math class is also very fancy. Now the bell rings  a fancy tone. I go to my next fancy class which is English class. Here in English class we have to write fancy things, such as this fancy journal I am writing now. After this fancy class is lunch. At lunch we eat fancy things everyday (yeah right!). We have fancy food like, fancy rice, fancy noodles, fancy veggies, fancy tofus, fancy meats, and a lot of more delicious fancy foods. When lunch is over, I have two more fancy periods of fancy school. Finally after these two fancy periods of fancy school, I can fancily go home. Here in my fancy home I have to finish my fancy school homework then I can go have my fancy dinner and take a fancy shower. After all of these fancy things are over I can go have my fancy sleep. At last my fancy day is over!
Well I don't really think this writing is written in epic language. Although it sounds very fancy and my topic is about an everyday activity, so I guess I did follow the instructions.