Journal Entry 56: Lost in the Woods :)

If I was suddenly lost in the woods, first of all I would scream because that is what I usually do when I end up with something I can not deal with by myself. I do not know any survival techniques because I sort of hate nature pretty much, so I do not go to the places like mountains or forests very often. I guess I would panic a lot but if I had my phone with me then I would just call 911 and awesome heroes will come save me from this horrible place. Although I think that getting lost in the forest is better than getting lost in the desert or mountain. First of all the desert is too HOT and DRY and you can not find water there. Getting lost on the top of the mountain would be also bad because, you can not get a lot of air plus there are crazy, little monkeys living in the trees that might come out and attack you. If you were lost in the forest you might find some bushes with food, such as berries. In the forest you can also find wood to make fire. Although getting lost in the forest can also be bad because there are bears living in the forest, which is scary, since the bears can tear you up into tiny, little pieces.